Discontinued Foods

Foods that no longer exist... let us remember them
Missed. Word has it that the Mars family simply didn’t like peanut butter? What the? Were they communists?

Missed. Word has it that the Mars family simply didn’t like peanut butter? What the? Were they communists?

Sprite Remix - good idea and tasted great…

Sprite Remix - good idea and tasted great…

On a related note - Punky’s (also from Wonka) were discontinued as well…

On a related note - Punky’s (also from Wonka) were discontinued as well…

Softer and larger version of Nerds… Dweebs are missed by many.

Softer and larger version of Nerds… Dweebs are missed by many.

Cinnaburst - with flavor crystals! Fruitaburst is gone too…

Cinnaburst - with flavor crystals! Fruitaburst is gone too…

French Toast Crunch was one of my favorites… it’s a crying shame that it’s gone.

French Toast Crunch was one of my favorites… it’s a crying shame that it’s gone.

Gatorade made a gum… and then they stopped.

Gatorade made a gum… and then they stopped.

Of all the Kool-Aid flavors they took off the market… Why Sharkleberry Fin?

Of all the Kool-Aid flavors they took off the market… Why Sharkleberry Fin?

McDonald’s made pizza… it was an abomination.

McDonald’s made pizza… it was an abomination.

I remember as a teenager staying at my friend’s mom’s house for awhile when I got kicked out my parent’s house. She was a lonely divorcee single mom whose kids had all left for College. Every night she would get drunk on Zima and try to get me to have sex with her. I refused, but I did mow her lawn once with my shirt off just to provoke her… I always thought Zima tasted like avocado and pee.

I remember as a teenager staying at my friend’s mom’s house for awhile when I got kicked out my parent’s house. She was a lonely divorcee single mom whose kids had all left for College. Every night she would get drunk on Zima and try to get me to have sex with her. I refused, but I did mow her lawn once with my shirt off just to provoke her… I always thought Zima tasted like avocado and pee.